Time for me to sleep. The Sandman is calling, and he’s being very persistent.

Time for me to sleep. The Sandman is calling, and he’s being very persistent.
Also, now that I’m clean, I’m going commando.
I might do this all day tomorrow too.
Before I got in the shower, I was cold. Now, I’m so hot, I’m pretty sure Hell itself is living on my face.

shut the fuck up
is that John Barrowman?
wAHT THE EVERLIVING FUCK BARROWMAN
Do you ever watch someone do something and just have a massive heart attack simply watching them do that thing?
characters pairings shows objects jokes memes games etc
Alice and I have just had an entire conversation where the longest word was four letters. Nothing has been above one syllable.
What part of me said that it would be a good idea to leave a microcard in my lap when I’m wearing a shirt like 5x too big for me?

OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
Signal boost for my followers. I hate this kind of virus :S Then again, I hate ALL viruses.
Remember: Anything with an email attached IS A VIRUS.